Funny Quotes

Here are a bunch of funny quotes on climate change, environment or other issues.

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Funny Quotes on Climate Change or the Environment

You don't need people's opinions on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: which number is bigger: 15 or five? Or do owls exist? Or are there hats?

- John Oliver on Climate Skeptics and Polls, Last Week Tonight

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.

- Ronald Reagan

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

- George W. Bush

The noise [of wind turbines] causes cancer.

- Donald Trump

John Oliver in 2016

Quotes Denying Climate Change

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

- Donald Trump

It's freezing and snowing in New York -- we need global warming!

- Donald Trump

Funny Quotes in General

The future will be better tomorrow.

- Dan Quayle

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

- George W. Bush

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